Dating spoof video

Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single, I think, and I'm Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone who I can spend Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life with, or, at least Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation with [laughs]. I'm an actress, Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur, and I single- Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90% percent of all Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites in business.Lindsay Lohan: I would define my personality as, uh, Lindsay Lohan: creative. Lindsay Lohan: I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic, and Lindsay Lohan: according to the state of Lindsay Lohan: California, an alcoholic, as well as a Lindsay Lohan: threat to all security guards if they Lindsay Lohan: work at hotels.He says: “If anyone’s passing by with a Mc Donald’s, Burger King, Subway or anything I’ll buy it off you.

One described Alex as a “legend” while another suggested that Sky News should sign him up.

In an earlier video Alex complained that he had been at a standstill for six hours and was starving.

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A DRIVER stranded in the snow became a Twitter hero after filming a spoof news report about his predicament.

Alex Kay was among hundreds of people trapped in their cars in freezing conditions on the A31 in Hampshire last night.

It comes as Brits are in for a final icy blast this weekend as forecasters warned the country is "not out of the woods yet".

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