Adult chats between girls

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my [censored] won't get hard for a week. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]?

1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. Britney Spears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of *plum*.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl.

Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ***.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored]. Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly *** Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

I feel your [censored] get more moist with every stroke.

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor.

I am agnostic, but I follow the ten commandments anyways and I do pray and often use chat rooms as confessionals.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes?

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